Mike Oxmal
June 20, 2026 at 2:53:58 AM
where you saw me:
Hickman
song suggestion:
https://open.spotify.com/track/2bfCp4G40OsM1mvNi6ufwU?si=64b3b2d4dbac4497
Be my kitten, sweet cheeks, momma gonna treat you just right... meow... wait?? Im not supposed to meow, you are. MEOW NOW... never mind *tucks hair away behind ear* it's okay to act that way... I know im just so full of myself... right? No... no... not right... Im allowed to express myself this way! Im a dominate feminist fashionable dada kitten ANDDD just because im a kitten too doesnt mean I can't be dominant (thats called a stereotype sweetie, get with the times, I'm allowed to be a dominant kitten daddy, I dont have to be a "dog" or an... "alpha" even though I... am an alpha *tips hat*) A real dominant dada kitten doesnt shave his ass, doesnt put deodorant on and always supports woman's rights (two truths one lie) now if youre a true omega kitten hit my line... via email or fax machine ONLY. I will also accept pager too but I havent charged that thing since my last kitten, real big issues.. never dating a kitten over the age of 65 again. I guess the senior living home is not a great place to pick up chicks, but then again a true sigma like myself (AND YES I SAID SIGMA BECAUSE I CAN BE A SIGMA AND A DADA KITTEN) can pick up a ladyman anywhere. Ever been to thailand, me neither.. anyways where do you see yourself in 10 years, I see myself on the ocean city beachline paralyzed from the waist down from my 427-pound kitten, Yeah I like my woman plus sized!! Im inclusive here. With love, Mike Oxmal.
And i put this shit in times new roman fukc you